SetQuarterTilePlacement On is a beautiful name for a baby girl

sronti:

o-kurwa:

Scottish independence vote yes campaign slogan idea

trickstertime:

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I think about this post every time I wash my sheets

apas-95:

someone in chat said like ‘jerma special interest stream’ because he was explaining all the Mann vs Machine facts he knew to the other streamers and he said 'what…? like- like a lobbyist is paying me to talk about it? what does- what does that mean’

that-twink-over-there:

dormouseking:

i told my friend’s dad that he was hot (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic, my friend was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes

“i think if i were born in your generation i might have been bisexual”

and friend got kinda mad at me lmao

Fuck his dad

paperandpencilsandskips:

paperandpencilsandskips:

paperandpencilsandskips:

We all have that homie who is always under siege

We all have that one friend who never fortifies their supply lines

That one guy in the friend group who’s vassals and provinces are woefully unstable

dailyfoodlovers:

OKay so i will be in the street and hurting people until this is reversed and i get a personnel apology from Dominic at Store #382-6A

huffylemon: